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 【Dumb Ways to Die】

        這首看起來，聽起來呆呆的，或是說像兒歌般的歌曲，是來自澳洲墨爾本的地鐵宣導，旨在宣導鐵路的危險與交通安全，卻從輕鬆詼諧的方式，講述了許多讓人覺得很笨的死法，像是自己放火燒自己、拿叉子去戳烤土司機、吃一整條的三秒膠等，而到最後講到被車撞死等死法，才讓人意識到這樣的意外才是真正「最笨的死法」。結果因為詼諧的歌詞、易上手的曲風加上可愛吸引人的影片，讓這個MV至2023年獲得了約2.8億的觀看，甚至因此出了相關遊戲還有NFT。或許能夠達到這麼多的關注，是超乎他們的預期吧？

Set fire to your hair. 在自己的頭上放火

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear. 拿樹枝去戳灰熊

Eat medicine that's out of date. 吃過期的藥

Use your private parts as piranha bait. 拿自己的私密處去釣食人魚

(Chrous)

Dumb ways to die. 好笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die. 好多好笨的死法

Dumb ways to die. 好笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die. 好多好笨的死法

Get your toast out with a fork. 用叉子把吐司拿出來(烤土司機導電)

Do your own electrical work. 自己去弄家裡電路

Teach yourself how to fly. 自己學如何飛起來

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie. 吃一份兩個禮拜都沒冰的派

(Chrous)

Invite a psycho-killer inside. 邀請一個變態殺人狂來自己家

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride. 刮壞了毒販全新的車子

Take your helmet off in outer space. 在外太空把頭罩拿掉

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place. 拿烘乾機當作躲貓貓的地方

(Chrous)

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet. 養一隻響尾蛇當寵物

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet. 把兩顆腎臟都在網路上賣了

Eat a tube of superglue. 吃一整條的三秒膠

"I wonder, what's this red button do?" 「真好奇這個紅色按鈕能幹嘛？」

(Chrous)

Dress up like a moose during hunting season. 在打獵季打扮成一隻駝鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason. 沒理由的去玩黃蜂蜂窩

Stand on the edge of a train station platform. 站在月台的邊緣

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing. 火車來的時候還穿越平交道柵欄

Run across the tracks between the platforms. 走穿越月台間的軌道

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly. 這些或許沒押韻但很有可能發生

The dumbest ways to die. 最笨的死法

The dumbest ways to die. 最笨的死法

Dumbest ways to die. 最笨的死法

So many dumb. 好多好笨

So many dumb ways to die. 好多好笨的死法